New Pokemon

<poll> Choose the next pokeball for POKEMON TRAINER profile? PLAYER whips out a POKEBALL and fiercely yells 'I CHOOSE YOU, METAPOD! USE HARDEN!' while throwing it towards TARGET PLAYER. Luckily, a erectile dysfuntion pharmaceutical product rep walks past, offering you millions of dollars to star in prime time commercial with TARGET PLAYER. PLAYER whips out a POKEBALL and fiercely yells 'I CHOOSE YOU, BUTTERFREE! USE SILVERWIND!' while throwing it towards TARGET PLAYER. Unfortunately, entomologists in the area spot butterfree, resulting in a new exhibit at the local museum "GIANT BUTTERFLIES". PLAYER whips out a POKEBALL and fiercely yells 'I CHOOSE YOU, WEEDLE! USE POISON STING!' while throwing it towards TARGET PLAYER. Unfortunately, a speeding ferrari zoooms past, squishing weedle flatter then a pancake. PLAYER whips out a POKEBALL and fiercely yells 'I CHOOSE YOU, KAKUNA! USE IRON DEFENSE!' while throwing it towards TARGET PLAYER. Unfortunately, a pesticide plane flies down spraying it's vile toxins in the area, Kakuna melts into a hardened resin. PLAYER whips out a POKEBALL and fiercely yells 'I CHOOSE YOU, BEEDRILL! USE TWINEEDLE!' while throwing it towards TARGET PLAYER. Unfortunately, a group of 20 japanese hornets attack, ripping beedril to tiny pieces. PLAYER whips out a POKEBALL and fiercely yells 'I CHOOSE YOU, PIDGEY! USE ROOST!' while throwing it towards TARGET PLAYER. Unfortunately, ROOST is exactly what pidgey does, turning to look at you and then sleeping. PLAYER whips out a POKEBALL and fiercely yells 'I CHOOSE YOU, PIDGEOTTO! USE GUST!' while throwing it towards TARGET PLAYER. Unfortunately, a large plane sucks pidgeotto into it's engine along with many other pidgey, resulting in a miracle plane crash with no deaths or injuries to passengers! PLAYER whips out a POKEBALL and fiercely yells 'I CHOOSE YOU, PIDGEOT! USE WHIRLWIND!' while throwing it towards TARGET PLAYER. Unfortunately, a roaming hunters shoot down the bird and pidgeot ends up above a fire place stuffed. PLAYER whips out a POKEBALL and fiercely yells 'I CHOOSE YOU, RATTATA! USE BITE!' while throwing it towards TARGET PLAYER. Unfortunately, RATTATA has fleas and ends up causing the next black plagues to in eastern europe, resulting in a purge of rats! PLAYER whips out a POKEBALL and fiercely yells 'I CHOOSE YOU, RATICATE! USE HYPER FANG!' while throwing it towards TARGET PLAYER. Unfortunately, a lack of oral hygiene results in raticates teeth falling out before it can bite, you are stuck with a large dental bill and a toothless rat! </poll>